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More Miley Drama

Posted in Twitter,Uncategorized by SlobberKisses on 31/10/2009
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Someone please call an animal protection agency please. A psychotic teen fan of Miley Cyrus is so mentally unstable now that the Celeb has deleted her twitter account that she has come up with a campaign to get the actress back and twittering. Miley Cyrus has til November to get back on twitter or else she is going to kill her own pet cat named Fuzzy. Not just kill him, she’s going to cook the poor cat. 

The unnamed teenage girl has posted on her site the terms.

“if Miley reopens her account sometime between now and November 16, 2009 at 10PM EST, Fuzzy’s life will be spared. However, just reopening the account is not enough. I want to make sure she’s active again (even if she’s less active than before, that’s her choice). Which is why, at first, every time Miley tweets, Fuzzy’s cooking deadline extends by one week. After I see she’s pretty much active again and she’s making several tweets on a somewhat regular basis, the idea of cooking Fuzzy will be abandoned and Fuzzy will live on for the rest of his natural days.”

If that was not enough she has a way that the readers can help to extend the deadline:

Fuzzy’s life is hanging by a thread and will end if I do not achieve my goal. Ultimately, Miley is the only one who has the power to save Fuzzy. However, you may be able to temporarily extend the deadline. You can help by spreading the word around. Talk about Fuzzy, tweet about Fuzzy (use the #mileysavefuzzy hashtag), raise awareness. The most important thing is making sure Miley knows about this. And to keep you motivated, for one time only, in order to help and raise awareness, if #mileysavefuzzy becomes a trending topic in Twitter, the deadline will extend by one week, from November 16 to November 23. After that, it’s up to Miley.

In case you thought this was some sick joke she posted the following to clarify:

Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it’s part of our culture. I’m not asking for money or any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn’t tweet again, this WILL happen, and I’m as serious as a heart attack.

And if you thought this story couldn’t get any more morbid, she has even posted recipes

Is this enough to get Miley back on twitter? The unstable girl says that it is Miley’s choice if she wants to tweet a little or a lot, but basically if she doesn’t do it to her satisfaction she’s going to threaten to kill her cat again. Is this just a sick joke (even though the girl claims it isn’t) to get media attention and get her cause to be a top trend on twitter with the hashtag that she is promoting? She has a twitter account of MileySaveFuzzy where she already has 2000 followers. Just read some of her tweets, recently she sent a comment to Miley’s sister Noel telling her to get her sister to come back to save Fuzzy. This is really too sick and twisted for my taste. I hope someone manages to get this girl to a therapist soon. Otherwise she promises to try to not hurt Fuzzy to much when killing him…

I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Fuzzy will receive quick and swift death and I’ll try to minimize his suffering. As a disclaimer I must say that most recipes require to behead or suffocate the cat and then rapidly pluck and dress it. Unfortunately I have no experience with that so I really hope I won’t hurt Fuzzy too much… but I’m sure eventually everything will be okay! As soon as the meal is prepared and eaten, I will update the Pictures section with photos of the resulting meal, as well as some notes and impressions from someone who had his first cat-based meal in life.

People are speaking out through their blogs, and youtube accounts to have their opinions heard on this obscene topic.  Their reactions are all disgusted but some advocate reporting the girl, while others just try to get the word out like this boy.